There once was a girl who wasn’t feeling very pretty so she went to a genie to make her pretty. The genie told her that to make her feel pretty, he would make it so that every time someone apologized to her, her boobs would increase by one size.
So the girl is walking down the street and someone bumps into her and says, “Oh, I’m sorry,” and the woman’s boobs went up one size.
Then someone accidentally stepped on her foot and said, “I’m sorry,” and her boobs got one size bigger.
Then she’s walking down the street and a man from India bumps into her and says, “Oh my god! A thousand apologies!”
Artists or art that turns me on and feeds my muse! Like it or dislike it, what about this art inspires your own art or creativity? Painting by Russian artist,Konstantin Somov.
Look around you. Design is everywhere! How can you incorporate the beauty that surrounds you into your art or craft?
Well, cupcakes, I’m guessing you already know how I’m feeling about this little sewing stash project. It’s the perfect summer crochet project (and shop from your stash, please…) Here’s the pattern and tutorial:
http://www.1dogwoof.com/2015/05/crochet-cupcake-pincushion-sewing-kit.html
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JULY 16-18, 2015
PROGRAM: The Slow Stitching Movement Lecture
PROGRAM:Creative Inspiration for Your Quilting Life Lecture
CLASS: Throw Me a Curve Mystery Quilt
CLASS: Stars & Stripes Quilts of Valor
- International quilt teacher, fabric designer, and creator/former Executive Editor ofQuilter’s Homemagazine, Mark has been called the “bad boy of quilting” by industry press. His seminars are half quilting, and all stand-up comedy.
In our busy, multi-tasking world, the words “quick,” “fast,” and “easy” are the ones that capture our attention, but the can be fatal to the enjoyment of creative pursuits. If you’ve hit a creative wall, if you have more fabric and notions than inspiration, if all of your quilts are starting to look alike, or if you’ve been quilting for years and feel you have nothing truly unique to show for it, The Slow Stitching Movement is for you!
Program: Bull in a China Shop or The Unexpected Journey of an Out of Control Quilter Travelling the World and What He Encountered Along the Way: A Trunk Show & Lecture
If you’ve ever wondered why a successful television producer would give up a hefty salary for poverty wages to quilt, this lecture will surprise you. Travel with Mark from his boyhood home in Pittsburgh, to San Francisco, Miami, New York, Chicago and New Jersey to learn how each of these places led him to become the quilt master he is today.
From his first quilts to his most recent work, see how he transformed from a duckling to a swan – and feel better about your own quilting transformation. He’ll bring some of his UFOs and explain why he lost interest in finishing them. Hear what inspires him, and allow his life experience and outlook on the creative process to inspire you.
About Mark Lipinski
- International quilt teacher, fabric designer, and creator/former Executive Editor ofQuilter’s Homemagazine, Mark has been called the “bad boy of quilting” by industry press. His seminars are half quilting, and all stand-up comedy.
Program:Creative Inspiration for your Quilting Life
CLASS: THROW ME A CURVE MYSTERY QUILT
CLASS: STARS & STRIPES QUILTS OF VALOR QUILT
Here’s a new skill to add to your patchwork expertise . . . sewing a zipper into the back of a traditionally pieced patchwork pillow. I so don’t care for these colors, but love the idea! Here’s how:
http://imaginegnats.com/tutorial-flying-geese-quilted-pillow/
INGREDIENTS:
- Ground Beef 80/20
- Ketchup
- Yellow Mustard
- Worcestershire Sauce
- Garlic Powder
- Onion Powder
- Salt and Pepper
- Burger Buns, Toasted
- Cheese Slices (Try American, Pepper Jack, Swiss, or Cheddar)
FOR THE FULL RECIPE, CLICK HERE:http://www.heinzketchup.com/Recipes/Heinz%20Inside-Out%20Burger
Call your grandma and get one of her old teapots! How great is this? Createa pincushion in the lid, then use the pot as thread and needle storage. Genius. Here’s how you make one for yourself:
http://www.sadieseasongoods.com/sewing-to-a-tea-the-hidden-pin-cushion/
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How to harvest your basil plants!
Ingredients:
basil-infused gin (or gin of your choice)
lime juice
simple syrup
lime (for garnish)
Forthe Full Recipe Click Here:http://ruhlman.com/2013/08/friday-co*cktail-hour-basil-gimlet/
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This series of water splash photography is byHeinz Maier, he has been photographing since 2010. In order to capture the movement of the water splashes in Heinz’creative photographyproject heused a fast shutter speed on a digital camera.
Cross stitch by the pool and create a colorful flip flop motif to use as a focal point for any of your other sewing or quilting projects, or just frame it as is and soak in the fond memories of the Summer of 2015. Here’s where you get the chart:
http://www.sullivans.net/usa/projectcentral/summer/FlipFlops_PojectSheet.zip
Grab your watercolors and learn how to make a watercolor tribal pattern. Try paper first, then try the technique on fabric squares. Once you get the hang of it, you’ll be designing your own hand painted fabric in no time! Here’s where you begin:
http://www.inkstruck.com/how-to-make-a-watercolor-tribal-pattern/
HERE’S WHAT YOU’LL NEED:
- olive oil, plus more for coating the pan
- all-purpose flour
- finely ground yellowcornmeal
- baking powder
- driedoregano
- finesalt
- baking soda
- freshly groundblack pepper
- eggs
- buttermilk
- gratedsummer squash, such as round zucchini, pattypan, or crookneck
- finely crumbledfeta cheese(about 3 ounces)
FOR THE FULL RECIPES, CLICK THE LINKS: http://www.chow.com/recipes/28556-savory-summer-squash-quick-bread
Wallpaper murals!
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- Sugar
- Eggs
- Flour
- Salt
- Butter
- Lemon
- Lemon or Orange Zest
FOR THE FULL RECIPE, CLICK HERE:http://sweetopia.net/2012/07/when-life-gives-you-lemons-lemon-cookie-recipe-tutorial/
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It’s summer! It’s winter! It’s summer! It’s winter! IT’S BOTH! Knit this cool tank top for your summer/winter excursions! Here’s the pattern:
http://www.mamainastitch.com/?p=912
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Amy Butler’s Ornament Quilt is fun to make and quick to piece. I might try a different palette and make it larger, but I like this design and the chance to work with curves (my fav). Check out the pattern on Amy’s site:
http://www.amybutlerdesign.com/pdfs/CAMEO_FREEQUILTPATTERN.pdf
Black Pump Floral Print Stiletto Platform Heels
Isn’t the coolest of felting projects? It’s a bird pod. You’d better hurry as there are few feathered friends who lay eggs all summer long. The other side of the coin is this: Learn the technique then figure out what else you can create from the same idea! Ah, go for it, chicken!
http://sallybea.hubpages.com/video/How-to-felt-a-Bird-Pod
Feel like a little floss or yarn embroidery? Download this free pattern and play with learning new stitches:
http://www.needlecrafter.com/SearchKey/SearchKeywords_detail.php?refNum=10065
I just got this for my birthday and I LOVE it!
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You know you have to make this magnetic ironing mat for your laundry room. Here’s how:
http://www.abeautifulmess.com/2015/06/magnetic-ironing-mat-diy.html
HERE’S WHAT YOU’LL NEED:
refrigerated sliceable sugar cookies, sliced
JELL-O Vanilla Flavor Instant Pudding
milk
COOL WHIP Whipped Topping
JET-PUFFED Miniature Marshmallows
mixed fresh fruit (blueberries, raspberries, halved strawberries)
FOR THE FULL RECIPE, CLICK HERE:http://www.kraftrecipes.com/recipes/patriotic-fruit-pizza-56921.aspx
Now, who wouldn’t want to try their hand at piecing this happy cactusEnglish paper pieced whimsy? Here’s where you start:
http://wildolive.blogspot.com/2015/06/epp-template-happy-cactus-english-paper.html
Yes, I love this as coloring book pages, but I also love it as a template for a giant art quilt and/or funky hand embroidery project. Why not do all three? Download the elephant coloring pages here:
http://www.easypeasyandfun.com/elephant-coloring-pages-for-adults/
LECTURE: In our busy, multi-tasking world, the words “quick,” “fast,” and “easy” are the ones that capture our attention, but the can be fatal to the enjoyment of creative pursuits. If you’ve hit a creative wall, if you have more fabric and notions than inspiration, if all of your quilts are starting to look alike, or if you’ve been quilting for years and feel you have nothing truly unique to show for it, The Slow Stitching Movement is for you!
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PROGRAM: The Slow Stitching Movement Lecture
LECTURE: In our busy, multi-tasking world, the words “quick,” “fast,” and “easy” are the ones that capture our attention, but the can be fatal to the enjoyment of creative pursuits. If you’ve hit a creative wall, if you have more fabric and notions than inspiration, if all of your quilts are starting to look alike, or if you’ve been quilting for years and feel you have nothing truly unique to show for it, The Slow Stitching Movement is for you!
CLASS: THROW ME A CURVE MYSTERY QUILT
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PROGRAM: The Slow Stitching Movement Lecture
LECTURE: In our busy, multi-tasking world, the words “quick,” “fast,” and “easy” are the ones that capture our attention, but the can be fatal to the enjoyment of creative pursuits. If you’ve hit a creative wall, if you have more fabric and notions than inspiration, if all of your quilts are starting to look alike, or if you’ve been quilting for years and feel you have nothing truly unique to show for it, The Slow Stitching Movement is for you!
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