Best Episodes of South Park (Interactive Rating Graph) (2025)

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Best Episodes of South Park Make Love, Not Warcraft Scott Tenorman Must Die The Return of the Fellowship of the Ring to the Two Towers Tsst Casa Bonita Grounded Vindaloop AWESOM-O Good Times with Weapons Cartman Sucks The Death of Eric Cartman Medicinal Fried Chicken Imaginationland, Episode III Titties and Dragons Butters' Bottom Bitch Le Petit Tourette Marjorine A Song of Ass and Fire Black Friday Imaginationland The Last of the Meheecans Ginger Kids Coon vs. Coon & Friends Crème Fraiche Butters' Very Own Episode Trapped in the Closet Fishsticks All About Mormons Woodland Critter Christmas With Apologies to Jesse Jackson Breast Cancer Show Ever My Future Self n' Me Miss Teacher Bangs a Boy Go God Go XII (2) Christian Rock Hard The Simpsons Already Did It The Losing Edge Over Logging Imaginationland, Episode II Die Hippie, Die Mysterion Rises Night of the Living Homeless Major Boobage Guitar Queer-O Kenny Dies Margaritaville You Have 0 Friends The Biggest Douche in the Universe Informative Murder Porn Cartmanland Freemium Isn't Free The List Coon 2: Hindsight The Coon Up the Down Steroid Proper Condom Use A Ladder to Heaven Go God Go (1) Child Abduction is Not Funny Cartman Joins NAMBLA The Hobbit 201 200 W.T.F. Insecurity More Crap Pre-School Two Days Before the Day After Tomorrow Cock Magic Ass Burgers Cartman's Incredible Gift Insheeption Fatbeard Professor Chaos Cartoon Wars (1) A Nightmare on Face Time The Red Badge of Gayness Sponsored Content The Wacky Molestation Adventure Free Willzyx South Park is Gay Pandemic The Cissy Something Wall-Mart This Way Comes It's a Jersey Thing Chinpokomon Bebe's Boobs Destroy Society Cartoon Wars (2) Cripple Fight Deep Learning Grey Dawn The Damned Cartman's Mom is a Dirty Slut Mystery of the Urinal Deuce T.M.I. Cash for Gold The Poor Kid Worst Episodes of South Park Terrance and Phillip in Not Without My Anus Jakovasaurs Pip A Million Little Fibers Mr. Hankey's Christmas Classics Back to the Cold War Funnybot The Problem with a Poo Eat, Pray, Queef Terrance and Phillip: Behind the Blow Spring Break Crippled Summer Britney's New Look Pajama Day City on the Edge of Forever (Flashbacks) Mecha-Streisand Credigree Weed St. Patrick's Day Special Tegridy Farms Halloween Special Jewpacabra Moss Piglets City People A Very Crappy Christmas Basic Cable Cupid Ye Season Finale Royal Pudding Roger Ebert Should Lay Off the Fatty Foods An Elephant Makes Love to a Pig Buddha Box I Should Have Never Gone Ziplining Stunning and Brave Chef's Chocolate Salty Balls Going Native A Boy and a Priest Volcano Jewbilee White People Renovating Houses Turd Burglars Big Gay Al's Big Gay Boat Ride Summer Sucks The City Part of Town Board Girls Korn's Groovy Pirate Ghost Mystery The New Terrance and Phillip Movie Trailer The Worldwide Privacy Tour Weight Gain 4000 Helen Keller! The Musical The Mexican Staring Frog of Southern Sri Lanka Holiday Special Goth Kids 3: Dawn of the Posers Mexican Joker Help, My Teenager Hates Me! Stanley's Cup DikinBaus Hot Dogs Quintuplets 2000 Osama Bin Laden Has Farty Pants SHOTS!!! Franchise Prequel Tweek x Craig It's Christmas in Canada D-Yikes! Let Them Eat Goo South ParQ Vaccination Special A Scause for Applause Merry Christmas Charlie Manson! Hummels & Heroin Unfulfilled Canada on Strike Sons A Witches Damien SUPER HARD PCness Faith Hilling Splatty Tomato Doubling Down Tegridy Farms Ike's Wee Wee Taming Strange A History Channel Thanksgiving Wing Fort Collins The China Probrem Bike Parade Mr. Garrison's Fancy New Vagina Tweek vs. Craig Conjoined Fetus Lady Cartman Gets an Anal Probe Mr. Hankey, the Christmas Poo Cow Days Safe Space Elementary School Musical Where My Country Gone? #REHASH Butterballs Not Funny The Scoots Oh, Jeez South Park Episode Guide Cartman Gets an Anal Probe Volcano Weight Gain 4000 Big Gay Al's Big Gay Boat Ride An Elephant Makes Love to a Pig Death Pinkeye Starvin' Marvin Mr. Hankey, the Christmas Poo Damien Tom's Rhinoplasty Mecha-Streisand Cartman's Mom is a Dirty Slut Shows for Fans of South Park

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    Make Love, Not Warcraft

    S10 Ep8

    8.7

    4th Oct 2006

    A renegade player threatens the Massively Multiplayer Online game World of Warcraft and the fate of the game lay in the hands of Cartman, Kyle, Stan and Kenny.

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    Scott Tenorman Must Die

    S5 Ep4

    8.6

    11th Jul 2001

    Cartman goes medieval on Scott Tenorman's ass when ginger-haired Scott tricks our supple hero into buying his pubic hair for $16.12. Radiohead guest stars and plays a role in Cartman's elaborate scheme at getting sweet revenge on his unsuspecting foe.

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    The Return of the Fellowship of the Ring to the Two Towers

    S6 Ep13

    8.4

    13th Nov 2002

    The boys are on a mission: return "The Lord of the Rings" to the Two Towers Video Store in Conifer. But this is no ordinary copy. Butters, the evil sixth graders, and the boys' parents all try to steal the ring, er tape, from the boys. Will they succeed?

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    Tsst

    S10 Ep7

    8.4

    3rd May 2006

    When Cartman's mom realizes she can't control her son anymore, she gets help from an expert. Cesar Millan, “The Dog Whisperer" takes on the challenge and while he might have what it takes, Eric Cartman's not going down without a fight.

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    Casa Bonita

    S7 Ep11

    8.3

    12th Nov 2003

    Kyle is going to Casa Bonita for his birthday, but he can only bring three friends. He chooses Stan, Kenny, and Butters. Cartman, outraged by not being chosen, comes up with a plan to take Butters out of the picture.

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    Grounded Vindaloop

    S18 Ep7

    8.3

    12th Nov 2014

    Butters is convinced that he’s living in a virtual reality. When he suddenly goes rogue and wreaks havoc at home and all over South Park, everyone struggles to figure out what’s real.

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    AWESOM-O

    S8 Ep5

    8.2

    14th Apr 2004

    Cartman dresses up like a robot, calls himself AWESOM-O, and moves in with Butters. His plan is to learn all of Butter’s innermost secrets and then use them against him. While Butters is thrilled to have found a new best friend, the Army believes AWESOM-O is some new secret weapon, and Hollywood is after the phony robot to develop their next big blockbuster.

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    Good Times with Weapons

    S8 Ep1

    8.2

    17th Mar 2004

    South Park takes on the look of Japanese Anime. The boys are transformed into Japanese Warriors after they buy martial arts weapons at a local flea market. Their sworn enemy, Professor Chaos, confronts them and a highly stylized battle ensues.

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    Cartman Sucks

    S11 Ep2

    8.2

    14th Mar 2007

    Butters' dad sends him off to special camp to "Pray the Gay Away" when he believes that his son is bi-curious after catching him in a compromising position with Cartman. Meanwhile, Cartman does his best to retrieve a photo of him in that compromising position before too many people find out about it.

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    The Death of Eric Cartman

    S9 Ep6

    8.2

    13th Apr 2005

    Butters is freaked out when he thinks he can communicate with the dead. Although his parents have made it clear to him there are no such things as ghosts, Butters is sure one is haunting him. Butters knows he has to give up his ghost pal or be put into a mental institution.

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    Medicinal Fried Chicken

    S14 Ep3

    8.2

    31st Mar 2010

    State Law in Colorado says it's legal to smoke pot if you have a physician's reference. Randy is the first-in-line to buy some but he's turned away because there's absolutely nothing wrong with him. Randy is desperate to get a medical excuse to smoke some weed but meanwhile, Cartman will do anything to get his beloved fried chicken restaurant back.

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    Imaginationland, Episode III

    S11 Ep12

    8.2

    31st Oct 2007

    Inside Imaginationland, Stan and Butters engage in the battle of their lives as they fight the army of evil imaginary forces. Meanwhile, Cartman goes all the way to the Supreme Court to get Kyle to suck his balls.

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    Titties and Dragons

    S17 Ep9

    8.2

    4th Dec 2013

    The doors to the mall will finally open for the biggest Black Friday sale in history. The boys are divided over which gaming device to buy and a bloody battle will determine whether Xbox or Sony will be the winner.

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    Butters' Bottom Bitch

    S13 Ep9

    8.2

    14th Oct 2009

    Butters has made it all the way to the 4th grade without ever kissing a girl. All of his friends have been teasing him mercilessly. Butters is determined to catch up with the rest of the boys in his class. Meanwhile, one overly dedicated cop wages war on prostitution in South Park.

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    Le Petit Tourette

    S11 Ep8

    8.2

    3rd Oct 2007

    Upon discovering Tourette's syndrome, Cartman becomes mad with power. He finds out he has the ability to say whatever he wants without consequence, so he sets up National TV Coverage to take full advantage of his new found life.

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    Marjorine

    S9 Ep9

    8.2

    26th Oct 2005

    The 4th grade girls are having a sleepover. It’s imperative that the boys find out what goes on behind those closed doors. Butters is picked to be the boy who must fake his death, become a girl and infiltrate this age-old feminine tradition.

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    A Song of Ass and Fire

    S17 Ep8

    8.2

    20th Nov 2013

    Hordes of souless shoppers approach the mall in anticipation of the Black Friday sales. The kids prepare for an epic battle where one faction's favorite gaming device will come out on top. Will Stan and Kyle's friendship survive Black Friday?

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    Black Friday

    S17 Ep7

    8.2

    13th Nov 2013

    Anticipation for the biggest shopping day of the year is building. The dark days of winter are coming and that can only mean one thing: the fight to be the first in the mall on Black Friday has begun. The boys prepare to battle the crowds the day after Thanksgiving to get the best deal on the new gaming systems.

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    Imaginationland

    S11 Ep10

    8.2

    17th Oct 2007

    When the entire contents of the world's imagination lay open before them, Stan and Kyle step right in. Back in South Park, Cartman swears he's seen a leprechaun.

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    The Last of the Meheecans

    S15 Ep9

    8.2

    12th Oct 2011

    What begins as an innocent game between the boys turns serious when Cartman joins the U.S. Border Patrol. Not surprisingly, Cartman turns out to be really good at stopping Mexicans.

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    Ginger Kids

    S9 Ep11

    8.2

    9th Nov 2005

    Cartman suffers from a mysterious and sudden on-set of the disease, Gingervitus. Sick and tired of being ripped-on because he now has red hair, light skin and freckles, he rallies all ginger kids everywhere to fight against discrimination.

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    Coon vs. Coon & Friends

    S14 Ep13

    8.2

    10th Nov 2010

    The Coon shows himself to be even more evil than the dark lord, Cthulhu, as he punishes his former partners in Coon & Friends. Kenny McCormick, is wrestling with the weight of his own super power through his alter-ego, Mysterion. Will Coon and Friends save the day? Will Mysterion ever come to terms with his ability to defy death? All this as the nation waits and wonders: Where is Captain Hindsight?

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    Crème Fraiche

    S14 Ep14

    8.2

    17th Nov 2010

    Stan's life is a shambles both at home and in school. Randy's obsession with the Food Network Is changing everything. It even forces Sharon to explore a new interest of her own.

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    Butters' Very Own Episode

    S5 Ep14

    8.2

    12th Dec 2001

    Butters finds out what his father has been up to late at night and when his mother hears, she overreacts by trying to kill her son and then herself back at home. After returning home and forgiving her husband, she realizes what she has done to her son and they spin a story to the media to cover their tracks. Meanwhile, Butters obsesses with returning home so that he can join his parents for an anniversary dinner at Bennigan’s.

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    Trapped in the Closet

    S9 Ep12

    8.2

    16th Nov 2005

    Religious leaders recognize Stan as the second coming and a whole soap opera unfolds with the help of a famous R&B singer. The results of Stan’s personality test reveal that he’s depressed. While Stan looks to a new religion for answers, the church leaders recognize Stan as the second coming. Some A-List Hollywood celebrities join the faithful who have set up camp right in front of Stan’s house.

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    Fishsticks

    S13 Ep5

    8.1

    8th Apr 2009

    Cartman decides to help Jimmy with his comedy routine. Everyone loves the new joke they come up with. The joke starts to take off and it even hits all the late night talk shows. The boys are thrilled with how popular it’s become until somebody tries to take all the credit.

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    All About Mormons

    S7 Ep12

    8.1

    19th Nov 2003

    A new student, Gary Harrison, joins the 4th grade. Gary is a Mormon from Utah. The children decide he needs to get his ass kicked, and they choose Stan to do it. After an awkward exchange of words, Stan is invited to Gary's house, where he learns all about Mormons.

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    Woodland Critter Christmas

    S8 Ep14

    8.1

    15th Dec 2004

    Stan is approached by the forest critters and asked to help them build a manger in anticipation of the birth of their Lord and Savior. Stan complies, only to find out that they serve a very different Lord.

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    With Apologies to Jesse Jackson

    S11 Ep1

    8.1

    7th Mar 2007

    Randy uses the "N" word on live TV and faces public ridicule for it and Stan tries to understand Token's feelings on the subject. Meanwhile, a little person visits South Park Elementary and Cartman can't stop himself from laughing at him.

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    Breast Cancer Show Ever

    S12 Ep9

    8.1

    15th Oct 2008

    Wendy gets in trouble when she threatens to beat up Cartman after school. No matter how fired up Wendy is, all bets are on Cartman. Everybody knows a girl can't fight a boy and win.

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    My Future Self n' Me

    S6 Ep16

    8.1

    4th Dec 2002

    When a 32 year old man claiming to be Stan from the future shows up in South Park, young Stan is forced to come to terms with the loser he will become. Meanwhile, South Park's own little entrepreneur, Eric Cartman is at the helm a new money making venture. Cartman is in the business of revenge.

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    Miss Teacher Bangs a Boy

    S10 Ep10

    8.1

    18th Oct 2006

    Cartman, South Park Elementary’s new hallway monitor, takes it personally when he finds out that a teacher has been kissing a student in his jurisdiction. He helps Kyle stop his little brother’s affair with his “Nice” hot teacher.

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    Go God Go XII (2)

    S10 Ep13

    8.1

    8th Nov 2006

    Last week, in an attempt to make his wait for the Wii instantaneous, Cartman froze himself. Through a bizarre twist of fate, he woke up 500 years in the future, where there are warring factions, some angry sea otters, and worst of all: No Nintendo Wii! Will Cartman get out of this crazy future? Or will he be doomed to never get his hands on the Wii?

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    Christian Rock Hard

    S7 Ep9

    8.1

    29th Oct 2003

    The boys have hit a crossroads with their band "Moop." Cartman wants the band to play Christian Rock, and leaves the band when Stan, Kyle, and Kenny don't agree. Before leaving, Cartman bets Kyle $10 that he will get a platinum album with a Christian Rock band before "Moop" can.

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    The Simpsons Already Did It

    S6 Ep7

    8.1

    26th Jun 2002

    Professor Chaos returns with brand new, super evil, schemes to wreak havoc on South Park; unfortunately, the Simpsons have already done them all. Meanwhile, a super secret ingredient helps Cartman's "Sea People" evolve at an alarming rate.

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    The Losing Edge

    S9 Ep5

    8.1

    6th Apr 2005

    If the boys can lose just one baseball game, it gets them out of playing the boring sport for the entire summer.

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    Over Logging

    S12 Ep6

    8.1

    16th Apr 2008

    The citizens of South Park wake up one morning shocked to find the Internet is gone. Upon hearing news that the Internet may remain in California, Randy decides to head out west with the family.

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    Imaginationland, Episode II

    S11 Ep11

    8.1

    24th Oct 2007

    Stan and Kyle are being held captive at the Pentagon until they tell the government exactly how they got into Imaginationland. Elsewhere, Cartman will not give up his quest to make Kyle follow through on their bet to suck his balls.

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    Die Hippie, Die

    S9 Ep2

    8.1

    16th Mar 2005

    Cartman seeks to rid the world of hippies once and for all.

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    Mysterion Rises

    S14 Ep12

    8.1

    3rd Nov 2010

    Led by Mysterion, Coon and Friends are working together to help the people in the Gulf who are at the mercy of the dark lord, Cthulhu. The Coon, scorned by his fellow super heroes and now working alone, is out for revenge.

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    Night of the Living Homeless

    S11 Ep7

    8.1

    18th Apr 2007

    The number of homeless people in South Park is increasing as they eat, sleep, and beg for change across the town. While the adults try to find creative solutions to deal with the homeless, the boys are trying to figure out a way to solve the problem for good

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    Major Boobage

    S12 Ep3

    8.1

    26th Mar 2008

    In a South Park homage to the 1981 film, “Heavy Metal”, the boys are trying to get Kenny off the latest drug craze that’s captured the junior high and under set.

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    Guitar Queer-O

    S11 Ep13

    8.1

    7th Nov 2007

    Stan and Kyle become obsessed with Guitar Hero to the point where they're breaking high score records. It doesn't take long for Stan to realize that he could go even further with a different partner. Will the stress of being a rock star get to Stan now that his best friend is no longer by his side?

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    Kenny Dies

    S5 Ep13

    8.1

    5th Dec 2001

    In a very special episode of South Park, Cartman fights for Kenny's life when he speaks before Congress in favor of stem cell research. Meanwhile, Stan has trouble dealing with his friend's impending demise.

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    Margaritaville

    S13 Ep3

    8.1

    25th Mar 2009

    Randy steps forward with a solution to fix the desperate financial state everyone finds themselves in. The town gets behind him and everyone starts to live a life that no longer depends on any economy at all. Meanwhile an unlikely savior makes the ultimate sacrifice to solve everyone’s problems.

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    You Have 0 Friends

    S14 Ep4

    8.0

    7th Apr 2010

    Kyle "friended" the wrong person and now all of his old friends are deserting him. His situation is desperate. Kyle looks for help from the one person who has always been there for him.

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    The Biggest Douche in the Universe

    S6 Ep15

    8.0

    27th Nov 2002

    When a famous psychic fails to help him exorcise Kenny from his body, Cartman takes other steps to achieve his goal. He and Chef travel to the moors of Scotland, where Chef's mom tries a little of her voodoo magic on him. Meanwhile, after the boys encounter with the TV psychic, Kyle is paralyzed with fear at the thought of members of the spirit world watching over him. Only by debunking those who claim they can communicate with the dead can Stan save Kyle.

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    Informative Murder Porn

    S17 Ep2

    8.0

    2nd Oct 2013

    The boys use the game of MINECRAFT as a distraction to keep their parents from hurting each other.

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    Cartmanland

    S5 Ep6

    8.0

    25th Jul 2001

    Cartman inherits one million dollars from his grandmother, fulfilling his lifelong dream of owning his own amusement park, Cartmanland! A hemorrhoid erupts in Kyle's ass when he learns of Cartman's undeserved fortune, making him question the very existence of God, and whether there's a reason to stay alive in a world where someone like Cartman is happy.

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    Freemium Isn't Free

    S18 Ep6

    8.0

    5th Nov 2014

    The kids in “South Park” are playing the new Terrance and Phillip mobile game. Stan is addicted to the latest app to hit the market. Meanwhile, Terrance and Phillip aren’t feeling so good about the fortune they’re making on their new mobile game.

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    Coon 2: Hindsight

    S14 Ep11

    8.0

    27th Oct 2010

    The Coon now leads an entire team of crime-fighters. They are ready to take their place among the worlds most admired and beloved super heroes. But much to the Coons dismay, someone else keeps beating them to the punch. The nation looks to another hero to get them through the BP disaster and dissention develops within the ranks of Coon and friends.

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    The Coon

    S13 Ep2

    8.0

    18th Mar 2009

    “The Coon” rises from the trash and takes his place as a lone vigilante who wipes out crime in the town of South Park. A rival superhero appears on the scene in the form of “Mysterion” and challenges the Coon’s place as a “symbol” for the town.

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    Up the Down Steroid

    S8 Ep2

    8.0

    24th Mar 2004

    Jimmy is in training for an upcoming sporting event and he’s determined to win at any cost. Cartman feels he can easily take first place against Jimmy. He just has to convince the qualifying committee he’s handicapped.

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    Proper Condom Use

    S5 Ep7

    8.0

    1st Aug 2001

    Thanks to Stan's "handy" work, the children of South Park must endure sex education from the unlikely duo of Mr. Mackey and Ms. Choksondik. While the two adults take their lessons to heart, the children are left frightened, mis-informed, and armed for battle against the opposite sex. Much hilarity ensues.

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    A Ladder to Heaven

    S6 Ep12

    8.0

    6th Nov 2002

    Stan, Kyle, and Cartman win all the candy they can eat in a contest. There's just one problem, Kenny had the ticket. Now to get their prize, the boys have decided to build a ladder to Heaven in order to get the ticket back from their dead friend.

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    Go God Go (1)

    S10 Ep12

    8.0

    1st Nov 2006

    The topic of evolution is introduced to the 4th graders of South Park Elementary and while their teacher is against the theory a change of mind has implications for the future. And speaking of the future, Cartman is trying to send himself there; to the exact date that the newest video game console, the Nintendo Wii is being released.

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    Child Abduction is Not Funny

    S6 Ep11

    8.0

    24th Jul 2002

    In an effort to protect their children from kidnappers, the parents of South Park hire the owner and operator of the local City Wok to build a Great Wall around the city. When crazy things like Kid trackers and Mongolions come into the picture. The parents learn a very important lesson themselves about trusting strangers.

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    Cartman Joins NAMBLA

    S4 Ep5

    8.0

    21st Jun 2000

    Cartman decides to seek the friendship of older men. Using the Internet, he makes a connection with men who love to hang out with little boys. An organization called NAMBLA (North American Man Boy Love Association) holds a meeting in South Park and Cartman becomes their poster child. The boys learn how much an adult can really love a child.

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    The Hobbit

    S17 Ep10

    8.0

    11th Dec 2013

    When Wendy tries to prove a point about how much pressure little girls feel to look like celebrities, it gets her in trouble with everyone at school, and gets Clyde a new girlfriend.

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    201

    S14 Ep6

    8.0

    21st Apr 2010

    Angry celebrities, violent ginger kids and Mecha Streisand are about to destroy South Park and all anyone wants to know is, “Who is Eric Cartman’s father?”

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    200

    S14 Ep5

    8.0

    14th Apr 2010

    While on a school field trip, Stan accidentally insults Tom Cruise and sets off a chain reaction. 200 previously ridiculed celebrities stand strong in a class action lawsuit against the town of South Park.

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    W.T.F.

    S13 Ep10

    8.0

    21st Oct 2009

    The boys have found their new calling in life and they hurry to sign up for the wrestling club. They soon find out the kind of wrestling they teach at school is not the same thing they saw at the WWE.

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    Insecurity

    S16 Ep10

    7.9

    10th Oct 2012

    The man who visits all the homes in South Park every day is under suspicion. Cartman takes matters into his own hands and signs up for a home security system.

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    More Crap

    S11 Ep9

    7.9

    10th Oct 2007

    Stan's dad becomes South Park's home-town hero when the guys down at the local bar see the size of his most recent crap. Randy contacts a society that keeps track of the world record, thinking his masterpiece would definitely be a contender.

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    Pre-School

    S8 Ep10

    7.9

    10th Nov 2004

    For five long years, Stan, Kyle, Kenny, Cartman and Butters have kept a secret about a horrible incident that happened back in pre-school. Now, the kid who took the fall for the group, Trent Boyett, is getting out of juvie and his first order of business is revenge.

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    Two Days Before the Day After Tomorrow

    S9 Ep8

    7.9

    19th Oct 2005

    A global warming state of emergency is declared in South Park. The world’s largest beaver dam breaks and floods the adjacent town of Beaverton. As the victims wait for help to arrive, everyone in South Park tackles priority number one: who is to blame? Only Stan and Cartman know who’s really at fault.

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    Cock Magic

    S18 Ep8

    7.9

    19th Nov 2014

    Kenny excels at playing the game, Magic: The Gathering. He has the boys’ full attention until a new, hard-core activity gets in the way. When Wendy tries to get Stan to pay attention to what she’s doing, she realizes that what he does with his guy friends always comes first.

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    Ass Burgers

    S15 Ep8

    7.9

    5th Oct 2011

    Cartman finds a unique way of coping with Asperger's Syndrome. Even Kyle and Kenny are on board. Meanwhile, Stan can't seem to get his life back to normal no matter what he tries. Will anything ever be the same in South Park again?

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    Cartman's Incredible Gift

    S8 Ep13

    7.9

    8th Dec 2004

    After sustaining a severe head injury, Cartman appears to have the power to see into the future. South Park detectives are quick to enlist his help in cracking unsolved murder cases and Cartman is more than willing to help, for a price. In the meantime, a group of licensed psychics cry foul when Cartman refuses to join their ranks.

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    Insheeption

    S14 Ep10

    7.9

    20th Oct 2010

    When Stan is sent to the school counselor because he's holding on to an obscene number of useless possessions, he realizes that Mr. Mackey has a hoarding disorder too.

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    Fatbeard

    S13 Ep7

    7.9

    22nd Apr 2009

    Butters and a small group of recruits join Cartman in his dream of living on skull island. Cartman promises that paradise awaits if they can just get to Somalia.

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    Professor Chaos

    S6 Ep6

    7.9

    10th Apr 2002

    Butters isn’t working out and Cartman, Kyle and Stan decide to fire him and hold auditions for his replacement. Becoming an outcast, Butters becomes a super-villain with plans to cause chaos wherever he goes.

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    Cartoon Wars (1)

    S10 Ep3

    7.9

    5th Apr 2006

    Cartman and Kyle are at war over the popular cartoon, Family Guy. Kyle loves it and Cartman hates it. When the show airs some controversial content the boys go on a cross country chase with the fate of Family Guy lying with the first boy to reach Hollywood.

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    A Nightmare on Face Time

    S16 Ep12

    7.9

    24th Oct 2012

    The boys plans to go as the Avengers for Halloween go awry when Randy can’t go at the last minute and Stan has to help his father with a new business venture.

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    The Red Badge of Gayness

    S3 Ep14

    7.9

    24th Nov 1999

    South Park's Civil War reenactment, sponsored by "Jagerminz S'More Flavored Schnapps," gets out of hand. Cartman persuades the drunken lot to defeat the northerners so that he can win a bet with Kyle and Stan that will make them his slaves for one month.

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    Sponsored Content

    S19 Ep8

    7.9

    18th Nov 2015

    Jimmy is sent to the principal’s office for using an inappropriate word in the school paper. His integrity as a newsman runs head on into PC Principals ideology. Will Jimmy be the undoing of PC Principal?

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    The Wacky Molestation Adventure

    S4 Ep16

    7.9

    13th Dec 2000

    The "Raging Pussies" concert is on! Kyle calls the police and say his parents have been "molestering" him. Soon all the children are calling in on all the adults in South Park. Until only children live in South Park. Someone from out of town breaks down and they have the task of retrieving a book for the fat-ass. The locked-up adults of South Park get therapy to prevent them from sexually abusing their children.

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    Free Willzyx

    S9 Ep13

    7.9

    30th Nov 2005

    A “talking” whale inspires the fourth-graders to risk everything to return him to his family. With the police on their tails, the boys enlist the help of a foreign government and embark upon an adventure you’ll not soon forget. One in which the boys learn just how far you would go for a friend.

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    South Park is Gay

    S7 Ep8

    7.9

    22nd Oct 2003

    The metrosexual fad has hit South Park thanks to the "Queer Eye Guys," and all the men in town are affected, except for Kyle and his Dad. Stan, Kenny, and Cartman give Kyle a makeover, and Gerald isn't far behind. Soon the women of South Park grow tired of the fad, as does Mr. Garrison.

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    Pandemic

    S12 Ep10

    7.9

    22nd Oct 2008

    The boys find a way to make money off an international crisis that requires no talent and very little effort. Cartman convinces the other boys to invite Craig to get in on their latest plan. He knows Craig has just what it takes to make their dream a reality.

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    The Cissy

    S18 Ep3

    7.9

    8th Oct 2014

    Stan is searching for answers about how a person who he’s always known to be one thing could suddenly identify with another. In the meantime, the pressure of holding on to a giant secret is starting to get to Randy.

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    Something Wall-Mart This Way Comes

    S8 Ep9

    7.9

    3rd Nov 2004

    The streets of South Park are like a ghost-town when a giant Wall-Mart lures all the townspeople to the new store with its incredible bargains. Cartman becomes a boy possessed by the power of Wall-Mart and its low, low prices. In order to save their town, Stan and Kyle have to find a way to destroy the ever-expanding superstore while keeping Cartman from stabbing them in the back.

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    It's a Jersey Thing

    S14 Ep9

    7.9

    13th Oct 2010

    New Jersey is rapidly taking over the nation one state at a time and their next stop is South Park.

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    Chinpokomon

    S3 Ep11

    7.9

    3rd Nov 1999

    The kids of South Park discover Chinpokomon, Japan's #1 cool toy to own! Wanting to avoid being losers, they persuade their parents to buy them the toys only to discover that the Chinpokomon are designed to brainwash them into bombing Pearl Harbor. The parents band together to stop Japan and save America!

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    Bebe's Boobs Destroy Society

    S6 Ep10

    7.9

    17th Jul 2002

    After nearly five years and 89 episodes, it finally happens: Cartman gets kicked out of the gang. The reason? Bebe gets boobs and the boys go ape, threatening their friendships and society as we know it.

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    Cartoon Wars (2)

    S10 Ep4

    7.9

    12th Apr 2006

    With Kyle left behind, Cartman makes his way to FOX to get the Family Guy episode pulled, hoping to ultimately get rid of the show once and for all.

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    Cripple Fight

    S5 Ep2

    7.9

    27th Jun 2001

    Big Gay Al returns to South Park, only to be thrown out as Scoutmaster to the boys for being gay. The boys rally to his defense, with the help of the new "handi-capable" kid, Jimmy. But there's only room for one crippled kid in South Park, so Timmy and Jimmy throw off the gloves, as well as the crutches and wheelchair, in an all out slugfest to end all slugfests.

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    Deep Learning

    S26 Ep4

    7.9

    8th Mar 2023

    Stan is reeling when a cheating scandal hits the school.

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    Grey Dawn

    S7 Ep10

    7.9

    5th Nov 2003

    Due to a rise in deaths due to senior citizens behind the wheel, the State of Colorado has revoked all the driver licenses of senior citizens. Soon after, the AARP shows up to fight for the rights of their comrades.

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    The Damned

    S20 Ep3

    7.9

    28th Sep 2016

    Skankhunt42 is thrilled with the media attention and continues to troll.

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    Cartman's Mom is a Dirty Slut

    S1 Ep13

    7.9

    25th Feb 1998

    Cartman needs to find out who his father is but his mom is no help. Learning that his father could be one of the many people that his mom had "relations" with during an annual party called "The Drunken Barn Dance", he finds that there's more to his mother than he thought.

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    Mystery of the Urinal Deuce

    S10 Ep9

    7.9

    11th Oct 2006

    Cartman reveals who masterminded the attacks of 9/11, while Kyle and Stan search for the real truth; meanwhile Mr. Mackey just wants to know who dropped the deuce in the urinal.

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    T.M.I.

    S15 Ep4

    7.9

    18th May 2011

    Cartman is furious when he believes that the school has posted their penis sizes on the bulletin board. He throws an absolute fit; takes matters into his own hands and once again finds himself in the principal's office. This time he gets sent to anger management therapy.

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    Cash for Gold

    S16 Ep2

    7.9

    21st Mar 2012

    Cartman launches a gemstones network show and creates a very lucrative business. Stan searches for the real value of a piece of jewelry that was a gift from his Grandpa. Meanwhile, Cartmans lucrative new business preys upon an extremely vulnerable clientele.

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    The Poor Kid

    S15 Ep14

    7.9

    16th Nov 2011

    With their parents in jail, Kenny and his brother and sister find themselves in the foster care system. Cartman is sincerely disturbed when Kenny is taken away. He doesn't know who to rip on for being the poorest kid in school anymore.

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    Terrance and Phillip in Not Without My Anus

    S2 Ep1

    6.6

    1st Apr 1998

    The show starts off with the build up from last season's cliffhanger revolving around Cartman's paternal origins. However, just as it seems they are about to get on with the second half of "Cartman's Mom Is A Dirty Slut," they do a 180 degree turn-around and reveal that for April Fool's Day they will be showing Terrance & Phillip in "Not Without My Anus".

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    Jakovasaurs

    S3 Ep4

    6.9

    16th Jun 1999

    The boys discover a live prehistoric Jakovasaur while camping on Stark's Pond. The government and the citizens of South Park are interested in trying to help keep this endangered species alive, until they all realize how annoying the Jakovasaurs really are. The only one who really enjoys them is Cartman. The boys try distracting him while the town tries to send the Jakovasaurs to France.

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    Pip

    S4 Ep14

    6.9

    29th Nov 2000

    This is the story of Pip's origin. Pip gets a job at the Havesham Estate where he meets Estella. She only spurns his optimism with insults. When Pip is offered the opportunity to become a gentleman he goes to London only to discover that Miss Havesham plans to break his heart. Her plan is to use Pip's tears to power her Genesis device and will allow her to gain revenge on all men.

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    A Million Little Fibers

    S10 Ep5

    7.0

    19th Apr 2006

    Towelie writes a book and it gets selected for Oprah’s book club. It becomes a best seller with everyone getting a lot help for their addictions; until a faction of Oprah's staff leak the truth about the book.

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    Mr. Hankey's Christmas Classics

    S3 Ep15

    7.1

    1st Dec 1999

    Mr. Hankey introduces 10 musical segments highlighting songs the on the CD "Mr. Hankey's Christmas Classics." The boys and all of the other South Park characters sing their own songs for the Holidays and realize that Christmas is all about the presents.

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    Back to the Cold War

    S25 Ep4

    7.1

    2nd Mar 2022

    A lot is riding on Butter’s ability to crush the competition in the all-important dressage championship.

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    Funnybot

    S15 Ep2

    7.1

    4th May 2011

    At the school's first annual Comedy Awards, Jimmy announces that the Germans are the least funny people in the world. Germany is highly insulted. They vow that retaliation toward the kids at South Park Elementary will be swift and brutal.

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    The Problem with a Poo

    S22 Ep3

    7.1

    10th Oct 2018

    Mr. Hankey must defend his character or lose everything that is important to him. Mr. Hankey’s offensive behavior puts him in jeopardy of being fired as the Director of the Annual Christmas Pageant. Meanwhile, at South Park Elementary, Strong Woman and PC Principal face a whole new set of challenges in their relationship.

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    Eat, Pray, Queef

    S13 Ep4

    7.1

    1st Apr 2009

    Someone played an April Fools joke on the boys and it didn't go over well. Butters is incapacitated, Cartman is furious and the rest of the boys are afraid someone might do it again.

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    Terrance and Phillip: Behind the Blow

    S5 Ep5

    7.2

    18th Jul 2001

    In the grand tradition of Wham UK, flatulant Canadian superstars, Terrance and Phillip, have broken up over creative differences. The clock is ticking as the boys struggle to reunite the fartastic duo, and recruit them in time for South Park's Earth Day festivities.

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    Spring Break

    S26 Ep6

    7.2

    29th Mar 2023

    Spring Break is an excuse for Garrison to jump back into his former depraved lifestyle.

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    Crippled Summer

    S14 Ep7

    7.2

    28th Apr 2010

    Competition is the name of the game this summer. There is no time for Jimmy and his friends to slack off. They're working to be this year's champions at summer camp. Jimmy suits up and prepares to shred in the annual surfing contest.

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    Britney's New Look

    S12 Ep2

    7.2

    19th Mar 2008

    While trying to escape her troubles in the secluded mountains near South Park, Britney Spears has a run-in with the boys. Stan and Kyle get swept up in her celebrity as well as the non-stop feeding frenzy that plagues her wherever she goes. The boys must take Britney to the North Pole when they learn the secret behind what makes her so popular.

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    Pajama Day

    S25 Ep1

    7.3

    2nd Feb 2022

    The 4th grade class is banned from wearing their pajamas to school on the most important day of the year.

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    City on the Edge of Forever (Flashbacks)

    S2 Ep7

    7.3

    17th Jun 1998

    While their school bus is dangling on the edge of a cliff, the boys remember some of their past adventures. Mrs. Crabtree catches a ride into town with a stranger and winds up doing a brief stint as a standup comedienne. Back in South Park, Mr. Mackey convinces the parents that their missing children must have run away. In the end it's all a dream within a dream.

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    Mecha-Streisand

    S1 Ep12

    7.3

    18th Feb 1998

    The boys meet up with Barbara Streisand who wants to take over the world with Kyle's discovery at an archaeological dig. Leonard Maltin, Sydney Potier, and Robert Smith come to the rescue to defeat Babs and her terrible destruction.

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    Credigree Weed St. Patrick's Day Special

    S25 Ep6

    7.3

    16th Mar 2022

    Butters is shocked to learn that people in South Park don’t understand what St. Patrick’s Day is really about.

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    Tegridy Farms Halloween Special

    S23 Ep5

    7.3

    30th Oct 2019

    It’s Halloween and Randy is dealing with his daughter’s marijuana problem. Butters gets an unexpected surprise when he visits the Egyptian Artifact exhibit at the Denver Museum.

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    Jewpacabra

    S16 Ep4

    7.3

    4th Apr 2012

    South Park's big Easter egg hunt is in jeopardy when there are rumors of a dangerous beast lurking in the woods nearby. Cartman tries to warn everyone that their lives are at risk if they participate in the egg hunt. No one believes him until he produces video evidence of the mystery being.

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    Moss Piglets

    S21 Ep8

    7.3

    15th Nov 2017

    Jimmy and Timmy’s experiment could win them first prize in the annual science fair.

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    City People

    S25 Ep3

    7.3

    16th Feb 2022

    Cartman is not happy when his mom gets a new job.

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    A Very Crappy Christmas

    S4 Ep17

    7.3

    20th Dec 2000

    Kyle and Ike anxiously await Mr. Hankey. When he doesn't show, Kyle calls the others for a late night emergency meeting. They find Mr. Hankey living with his alcoholic wife and their three little nuggets. He tells them that no one is into Christmas. They all decide to try and spread some Christmas cheer. Their effort fails and the boys decide to create an animated special of their own. Featuring Jesus, Santa Claus and themselves.

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    Basic Cable

    S23 Ep9

    7.3

    4th Dec 2019

    Scott Malkinson’s future with the new girl in his class depends on him getting the latest and greatest streaming platform. Scott’s dad works for the local cable company and refuses to move beyond basic cable.

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    Cupid Ye

    S26 Ep1

    7.3

    8th Feb 2023

    Cartman is jealous of the friendship that’s developed between Kyle and Tolkien and decides to do something about it.

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    Season Finale

    S23 Ep6

    7.4

    6th Nov 2019

    The Mayor has evidence that Randy blew up his neighbor’s yards in protest over homegrown weed and then blamed it on a Mexican Joker. Now the citizens of South Park have had enough of Randy and Tegridy Farms and they just want to lock him up.

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    Royal Pudding

    S15 Ep3

    7.4

    11th May 2011

    The Prince of Canada is about to take a Princess and Ike is obsessed with the Royal Wedding.

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    Roger Ebert Should Lay Off the Fatty Foods

    S2 Ep11

    7.4

    2nd Sep 1998

    The kids go on a field trip to the planetarium. All of the children except Cartman are acting weird. As usual Stan and Kyle, with Kenny's sacrifice, try to get to bottom of the mystery. Meanwhile, Cartman wins an appearance on a snack commercial. The four boys get to the root of the strange planetarium.

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    An Elephant Makes Love to a Pig

    S1 Ep5

    7.4

    10th Sep 1997

    Stan notices a new addition in their bus stop crew, an elephant standing alongside Kyle. At school, class lessons for the day involve genetic engineering (conveniently enough). Kyle questions the possibility of a genetically engineered elephant made smaller by design. The boys have to beat the rough kids in their genetics experiment, and will try anything to do it.

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    Buddha Box

    S22 Ep8

    7.4

    28th Nov 2018

    Cartman has been diagnosed with anxiety. Cartman just can’t deal with people any longer. They get in the way of what’s most important in his life.

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    I Should Have Never Gone Ziplining

    S16 Ep6

    7.4

    18th Apr 2012

    The boys try zip-lining in the Colorado mountains on the last day of spring break, but their adventure takes a dangerous, life-threatening turn.

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    Stunning and Brave

    S19 Ep1

    7.4

    16th Sep 2015

    There is a new principal at the helm of South Park Elementary. He forces the boys to confront the damage they’ve done through their history of racism and unconscious bias. It is the most stunning and brave South Park ever.

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    Chef's Chocolate Salty Balls

    S2 Ep9

    7.4

    19th Aug 1998

    A film festival moves to South Park, only to have a devastating effect on the sewer system. Mr. Hankey calls upon Kyle for help. The movie people interpret Kyle's pleading as a pitch and they quickly turn his story into a film starring Tom Hanks and a monkey they call "Mr. Hankey." Kyle is outraged that the filmmakers aren't hearing his pleas. Soon Chef's Salty Chocolate Balls energizes everyone.

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    Going Native

    S16 Ep11

    7.4

    17th Oct 2012

    It is time for Butters to begin a journey where he will follow in the path of his Hawaiian ancestors.

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    A Boy and a Priest

    S22 Ep2

    7.4

    3rd Oct 2018

    A very special relationship has developed between Butters and the Parish Priest. When the town finds the church doors locked and no sign of the pair, they call in the Catholic Church.

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    Volcano

    S1 Ep2

    7.4

    20th Aug 1997

    The boys get together with Stan's Uncle Jimbo and Jimbo's war-buddy Ned for a hunting trip in the nearby mountains. After Cartman's mom makes sure her "little" boy is safe and sound (much to Cartman's dismay) the group heads off for adventure. As they drive away from the town, Jimbo explains the "finer" points of hunting.

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    Jewbilee

    S3 Ep9

    7.4

    28th Jul 1999

    Kyle invites Kenny to join him at Jewbilee, a Boy Scout-like gathering for Jewish kids. His parents are going to attend Mr. Mackey's party. At camp, Ike is sent to join the little group called "Squirts." Kyle and Kenny, join the scouts, where they concentrate on soap sculptures. This art is key to the Jewish elders celebration of Moses however, Moses identifies Kenny as not being Jewish and Kenny is banished from the camp.

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    White People Renovating Houses

    S21 Ep1

    7.4

    13th Sep 2017

    Randy comes to grips with what it means to be white in today's society.

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    Turd Burglars

    S23 Ep8

    7.4

    27th Nov 2019

    Kyle’s mom looks so good after her fecal transplant that everyone wants to get their hands on her goods. Cartman and the boys jump into the quest for the best microbiome.

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    Big Gay Al's Big Gay Boat Ride

    S1 Ep4

    7.4

    3rd Sep 1997

    Stan's got a new dog named Sparky. Stan proclaims his pet to be the toughest dog on the mountain. Though while Stan thinks his dog is ready for fighting, Sparky proceeds to hump Sylvester like a little bitch. The other boys taunt Stan about his gay dog and Sparky runs away to find someone who will love him for who he is.

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    Summer Sucks

    S2 Ep8

    7.4

    24th Jun 1998

    Schools out for summer and with Mr. Hat missing, Mr. Garrison is over the edge. The state has a ban on the sale of fireworks, and it screws up the boy's plans for a 4th of July celebration. Mr. Garrison seeks psychiatric help from Dr. Katz while Jimbo and Ned go to Mexico, in an attempt to smuggle fireworks back to the children of America.

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    The City Part of Town

    S19 Ep3

    7.4

    30th Sep 2015

    As the town is gentrifying around him, Kenny attempts to climb out of the cycle of poverty by taking a job at City Wok.

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    Board Girls

    S23 Ep7

    7.5

    13th Nov 2019

    In the season opener, an even stronger woman causes big problems for PC Principal. Cartman, Stan, and the rest of the boys meet their match when some of the girls join their board gamers club.

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    Korn's Groovy Pirate Ghost Mystery

    S3 Ep10

    7.5

    27th Oct 1999

    Korn comes to South Park for a Halloween gig and learns of the boys problems with the 5th graders at South Park Elementary. Korn agrees to help the boys get revenge on the mean 5th graders all in a spooky Scooby Doo rip off!

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    The New Terrance and Phillip Movie Trailer

    S6 Ep5

    7.5

    3rd Apr 2002

    The boys have to sit through "The Russell Crowe Show" in order to see the premiere of the trailer for the new Terrance and Phillip movie. Meanwhile, Chef’s new TV has taken on a life of its own.

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    The Worldwide Privacy Tour

    S26 Ep2

    7.5

    15th Feb 2023

    The prince of Canada and his wife try to find privacy and seclusion in a small mountain town.

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    Weight Gain 4000

    S1 Ep3

    7.5

    27th Aug 1997

    Mr. Garrison starts the day off with a special announcement; one of South Park's own has won a national essay contest. Everyone is shocked to learn that the winner is Cartman, who doesn't even remember what he wrote about.

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    Helen Keller! The Musical

    S4 Ep13

    7.5

    22nd Nov 2000

    The boys are doing their version of the Helen Keller Story and plan to beat the kindergartners show. Timmy stars as Helen Keller and gets a new friend to play with! Fireworks, fountains, and outstanding musicals galore!

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    The Mexican Staring Frog of Southern Sri Lanka

    S2 Ep6

    7.5

    10th Jun 1998

    Mr. Garrison assigns the boys to learn about Vietnam from somebody they know. Stan's Uncle Jimbo and his friend Ned tell the boys their outrageous tale. Mr. Garrison doesn't believe the boy's report and gives them detention. They plot revenge against Stan's Uncle by submitting a phony video of the Mexican Staring Frog of Southern Sri Lanka to them.

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    Holiday Special

    S21 Ep3

    7.5

    27th Sep 2017

    In a return to form, a forbidden love story between a white man and a Native American man unfolds.

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    Goth Kids 3: Dawn of the Posers

    S17 Ep4

    7.5

    23rd Oct 2013

    One of the Goth kids has been sent to a camp for troubled children. When she returns, her friends find her changed in a disturbing way. With their very existence threatened, the Goths have to do something drastic. They are forced to ask the Vamp kids for help.

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    Mexican Joker

    S23 Ep1

    7.5

    25th Sep 2019

    Randy battles home-grown weed and comes to terms with the fact that he might be a towel. Meanwhile, Kyle goes to camp.

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    Help, My Teenager Hates Me!

    S25 Ep5

    7.5

    9th Mar 2022

    The boys find out that the joys of playing Airsoft come with the challenges of dealing with teenagers.

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    Stanley's Cup

    S10 Ep14

    7.5

    15th Nov 2006

    Stan becomes coach of a Pee Wee Hockey team and for the benefit of one his players he tries to make them into a team of winners. Meanwhile his father deals with the memory of Stan’s performance in a Pee Wee hockey game from years earlier, when Stan had the opportunity to score the game winning goal.

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    DikinBaus Hot Dogs

    S26 Ep5

    7.5

    22nd Mar 2023

    The South Park boys renovate and open an historic restaurant in Colorado.

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    Quintuplets 2000

    S4 Ep4

    7.5

    26th Apr 2000

    The boys discover 8-year-old contorting quintuplets from Romania. Cartman decides to stage his own performance. The quintuplets and their grandmother defect from Romania and wind up staying at the Marsh's home. Thanks to Grandpa Marsh the girls' grandmother gets "loved to death." The girl's father is brought in by the Romanian government to demand his daughters back, Janet Reno to the rescue!

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    Osama Bin Laden Has Farty Pants

    S5 Ep9

    7.5

    7th Nov 2001

    In the wake of the terrorist attack on the United States, the boys find themselves accidentally sent to Afghanistan, where they encounter their Afghani counterparts and try to understand why they hate Americans. While they are there they also take on the Taliban and Cartman pits his fat ass against Bin Laden himself.

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    SHOTS!!!

    S23 Ep3

    7.5

    9th Oct 2019

    This week, Randy revels in a Tegridy Farms milestone. Meanwhile, Cartman stands his ground and refuses to get a shot.

  • Best Episodes of South Park (Interactive Rating Graph) (156)

    Franchise Prequel

    S21 Ep4

    7.5

    11th Oct 2017

    Facebook is the ultimate weapon for Professor Chaos.

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    Tweek x Craig

    S19 Ep6

    7.5

    28th Oct 2015

    The Asian girls in school are drawing dreamy pictures of Tweek and Craig.

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    It's Christmas in Canada

    S7 Ep15

    7.5

    17th Dec 2003

    When Ike is claimed by his Canadian birth parents, the boys set out to gain an audience with the Canadian Prime Minister. Meanwhile, Cartman's biggest concern is that the boys don't spend all of Christmas in Canada.

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    D-Yikes!

    S11 Ep6

    7.5

    11th Apr 2007

    Once again Ms. Garrison gets dumped, but this time she decides to take it out on her fourth grade class. When the boys have finally had enough of their teacher's erratic mood swings and excessive homework assignments, they find out that there are people-for-hire that can help out in any situation. Meanwhile, Ms. Garrison is finding life without men has its upsides.

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    Let Them Eat Goo

    S23 Ep4

    7.5

    16th Oct 2019

    The citizens of South Park are moving toward a completely plant-based diet. Cartman is pretty sure the new food in the cafeteria gave him a heart attack.

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    South ParQ Vaccination Special

    S24 Ep2

    7.5

    10th Mar 2021

    The citizens of South ParQ are clamoring for the COVID-19 vaccine. A hilarious new militant group tries to stop the boys from getting their teacher vaccinated.

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    A Scause for Applause

    S16 Ep13

    7.5

    31st Oct 2012

    Rocked by the recent news of drug use by a beloved icon, the world is left feeling lost and betrayed. The boys, join with the rest of the nation, and remove their yellow wristbands. Everyone is on board, except for Stan, who just can’t seem to cut off his bracelet.

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    Merry Christmas Charlie Manson!

    S2 Ep16

    7.5

    9th Dec 1998

    Kyle, Stan and Kenny accompany Eric and his family to a Christmas celebration with the Cartman family. One of Cartman's relatives breaks out of jail for the reunion, with his cellmate, Charles Manson.

  • Best Episodes of South Park (Interactive Rating Graph) (164)

    Hummels & Heroin

    S21 Ep5

    7.5

    18th Oct 2017

    Beloved entertainers are being cut down in their prime due to massive overdoses of opiates. Stan is about to be exposed as the source of the illegal drugs.

  • Best Episodes of South Park (Interactive Rating Graph) (165)

    Unfulfilled

    S22 Ep9

    7.5

    5th Dec 2018

    The citizens of South Park are enjoying all the perks of being a company town when the Amazon Fulfillment Center moves in. Everything is just swell until the contradictions inherent in capitalism threaten to bring down the entire system down.

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    Canada on Strike

    S12 Ep4

    7.5

    2nd Apr 2008

    The head of the World Canadian Bureau leads the country into a long and painful strike and the responsibility of brokering a settlement rests with the boys.

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    Sons A Witches

    S21 Ep6

    7.5

    25th Oct 2017

    This year at the traditional Halloween get together, a witch casts a spell that terrorizes the town and ruins Halloween for the boys.

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    Damien

    S1 Ep10

    7.5

    4th Feb 1998

    Eric is handing out invitations to his birthday party at school. Mr. Garrison informs them all that there is a new student joining the class. Announcing to all that he is Damien, the son of Satan. Even as Damien demonstrates his demonic powers the children are more loathsome than impressed.

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    SUPER HARD PCness

    S21 Ep9

    7.5

    29th Nov 2017

    It’s never been more challenging to be a PC Principal.

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    Faith Hilling

    S16 Ep3

    7.5

    28th Mar 2012

    Mankind's evolution begins to accelerate at a rapid and disturbing pace. Concurrently, another species on the planet is exhibiting the same drastic development. Eventually the two species will battle to the death and "Faith Hilling" may be humanity's only hope.

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    Splatty Tomato

    S21 Ep10

    7.5

    6th Dec 2017

    The children of South Park claim to have seen Mr. Garrison lurking around town. The townspeople are angry that the President is scaring their children.

  • Best Episodes of South Park (Interactive Rating Graph) (172)

    Doubling Down

    S21 Ep7

    7.5

    8th Nov 2017

    The peer pressure for Heidi to break up with Cartman increases.

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    Tegridy Farms

    S22 Ep4

    7.5

    17th Oct 2018

    Butters sells vape pens and all kinds of fruity-flavored vape accessories at school; Randy decides he should move the family to the country and take up farming.

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    Ike's Wee Wee

    S2 Ep3

    7.5

    20th May 1998

    Ike's going to have a Briss and everyone is invited! Stan, Kenny, and Cartman find out what a Briss really is and try to warn Kyle that his parents are going to cut off Ike's wee wee. Kyle sends Ike away to protect him from his scissor wielding parents.

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    Taming Strange

    S17 Ep5

    7.5

    30th Oct 2013

    When Ike hits puberty, he and Kyle start to grow apart. To save their relationship, Kyle takes Ike to see a live performance of Yo Gabba Gabba.

  • Best Episodes of South Park (Interactive Rating Graph) (176)

    A History Channel Thanksgiving

    S15 Ep13

    7.6

    9th Nov 2011

    After watching a Thanksgiving special on The History Channel, the boys believe that aliens were involved in the original feast. But, questions remain... was the first Thanksgiving haunted? Is alien technology responsible for stuffing? The truth could change Thanksgiving for everyone.

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    Wing

    S9 Ep3

    7.6

    23rd Mar 2005

    As talent agents, Cartman, Stan, Kyle and Kenny can bank 10% of their client’s earnings. After they pool all their resources to impress their one and only client, another agency steals him away. Desperate to earn their money back, they take on another client with plans to launch her on a new reality show.

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    Fort Collins

    S20 Ep6

    7.6

    26th Oct 2016

    The Presidential election is only two weeks away and Garrison is still hiding out in Colorado. Everyone freaks out when an entire city in Colorado gets hacked. Gerald faces ruin if his complete history of internet activity becomes public. Memberberries are afraid for their lives and Cartman starts to realize the future is in jeopardy.

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    The China Probrem

    S12 Ep8

    7.6

    8th Oct 2008

    After watching the intimidating opening ceremonies of the recent Olympic games, Cartman understands that the Chinese are only just days away from invading his homeland. While the rest of the American people are haunted by the memory of a recent tragic event, only Butters will stand with Cartman as he confronts the Chinese.

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    Bike Parade

    S22 Ep10

    7.6

    12th Dec 2018

    The Bike Parade is still on, but the boys' chance of winning is in jeopardy when Kenny resists commercialism in solidarity with the Amazon Fulfillment Center's striking workers.

  • Best Episodes of South Park (Interactive Rating Graph) (181)

    Mr. Garrison's Fancy New Vagina

    S9 Ep1

    7.6

    9th Mar 2005

    Mr. Garrison goes to great lengths to get what he’s always wanted…a sex change. As he enjoys his new womanly attributes, the rest of the town gets in touch with their inner feelings too. Meanwhile, Kyle wrestles with the fact that Jews just aren’t good at basketball.

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    Tweek vs. Craig

    S3 Ep5

    7.6

    23rd Jun 1999

    The boys take Shop class and try to set-up a fight between Tweek and Craig. Kenny is delighted in safely taking the Home Economics course. When the big fight arrives, the combatants don't know what to do; so Jimbo and Ned teach Tweek boxing and Cartman has Craig instructed in the art of Sumo. Shop teacher Mr. Adler has a recurring dream about a woman that he was never able to say goodbye to.

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    Conjoined Fetus Lady

    S2 Ep5

    7.6

    3rd Jun 1998

    Kyle is injured and must go to see the school nurse and is terrified because of the stories he's heard. She looks fairly normal, except for the dead fetus sticking out of her head. Kyle's mother educates the boys on her "condition" and decides that everyone in South Park should be made aware. Meanwhile, the South Park Cows dodgeball team goes to the state, national and finally the international finals in China.

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    Cartman Gets an Anal Probe

    S1 Ep1

    7.6

    13th Aug 1997

    While the boys are waiting for the school bus, Cartman explains the odd nightmare he had the previous night involving alien visitors abducting him from his bed. Meanwhile Kyle and Stan try to convince Cartman that the dream was in fact a reality.

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    Mr. Hankey, the Christmas Poo

    S1 Ep9

    7.6

    17th Dec 1997

    South Park Elementary is on stage rehearsing for the schools play. Kyle begins to sing a song about Mr. Hankey, the Christmas Poo. Of course, no one has any idea what the heck he's singing about. Kyle explains that Mr. Hankey comes every year to all the good boys and girls who have a lot of fiber in their diet. Everyone thinks he's insane and he gets sent to a mental institute.

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    Cow Days

    S2 Ep13

    7.6

    30th Sep 1998

    South Park's annual "Cow Days" party is happening! The cows become transfixed on a cow statue. In order to get the money they need to win Terrance and Phillip dolls, the boys sign Cartman up for a bull riding contest. A freak accident has Cartman believing he is a Vietnamese prostitute named Ming Li. The boys learn about money and cow insanity.

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    Safe Space

    S19 Ep5

    7.6

    21st Oct 2015

    Cartman is the latest victim of body shaming on Twitter. Randy has to deal with uncomfortable confrontations every time he shops at the new Whole Foods. He feels exposed at every turn and it’s ruining his Whole Foods experience. Randy and Cartman are both seeking a safe space.

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    Elementary School Musical

    S12 Ep13

    7.6

    12th Nov 2008

    Stan realizes he could lose Wendy if he doesn't get on board with the latest fad to hit South Park Elementary. Cartman would rather kill himself than succumb. But, when Stan, Kyle, Kenny and Cartman all realize that Butters is now more popular than they are, they have no choice but to give in to peer pressure.

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    Where My Country Gone?

    S19 Ep2

    7.6

    23rd Sep 2015

    Mr Garrison is fed up with undocumented immigrants, and proposes building a wall to keep them out.

  • Best Episodes of South Park (Interactive Rating Graph) (190)

    #REHASH

    S18 Ep9

    7.6

    3rd Dec 2014

    After Ike refuses to play a new game with Kyle, Kyle thinks the new generation of kids is terrible. Cartman becomes part of this new generation. Meanwhile Randy has drama going on with the music industry.

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    Butterballs

    S16 Ep5

    7.6

    11th Apr 2012

    Stan wants to raise awareness about the dangers of bullying by shooting a big dance video, while Butters falls victim to an unlikely bully.

  • Best Episodes of South Park (Interactive Rating Graph) (192)

    Not Funny

    S20 Ep9

    7.6

    30th Nov 2016

    Cartman is certain Heidi can solve the problem of getting them to Mars because she’s really funny. Gerald tries to save himself by reasoning with the Troll Hunter while Garrison explores his new found military power.

  • Best Episodes of South Park (Interactive Rating Graph) (193)

    The Scoots

    S22 Ep5

    7.6

    31st Oct 2018

    This year, a revolution in mobility is changing Halloween for everyone. Chaos erupts as every kid is out to get more candy than they have ever gotten before. Mr. Mackey and the rest of the adults are hording emergency supplies and hoping to survive until morning.

  • Best Episodes of South Park (Interactive Rating Graph) (194)

    Oh, Jeez

    S20 Ep7

    7.6

    9th Nov 2016

    PC Principal tries one more time to make peace between the boys and the girls. Meanwhile Gerald comes face-to-face with the Troll Hunter.

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      Cartman Gets an Anal Probe

      S1 Ep1

      7.6

      13th Aug 1997

      While the boys are waiting for the school bus, Cartman explains the odd nightmare he had the previous night involving alien visitors abducting him from his bed. Meanwhile Kyle and Stan try to convince Cartman that the dream was in fact a reality.

    • Best Episodes of South Park (Interactive Rating Graph) (196)

      Volcano

      S1 Ep2

      7.4

      20th Aug 1997

      The boys get together with Stan's Uncle Jimbo and Jimbo's war-buddy Ned for a hunting trip in the nearby mountains. After Cartman's mom makes sure her "little" boy is safe and sound (much to Cartman's dismay) the group heads off for adventure. As they drive away from the town, Jimbo explains the "finer" points of hunting.

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      Weight Gain 4000

      S1 Ep3

      7.5

      27th Aug 1997

      Mr. Garrison starts the day off with a special announcement; one of South Park's own has won a national essay contest. Everyone is shocked to learn that the winner is Cartman, who doesn't even remember what he wrote about.

    • Best Episodes of South Park (Interactive Rating Graph) (198)

      Big Gay Al's Big Gay Boat Ride

      S1 Ep4

      7.4

      3rd Sep 1997

      Stan's got a new dog named Sparky. Stan proclaims his pet to be the toughest dog on the mountain. Though while Stan thinks his dog is ready for fighting, Sparky proceeds to hump Sylvester like a little bitch. The other boys taunt Stan about his gay dog and Sparky runs away to find someone who will love him for who he is.

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      An Elephant Makes Love to a Pig

      S1 Ep5

      7.4

      10th Sep 1997

      Stan notices a new addition in their bus stop crew, an elephant standing alongside Kyle. At school, class lessons for the day involve genetic engineering (conveniently enough). Kyle questions the possibility of a genetically engineered elephant made smaller by design. The boys have to beat the rough kids in their genetics experiment, and will try anything to do it.

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      Death

      S1 Ep6

      7.7

      17th Sep 1997

      "Happy Birthday" to Stan's Grandpa Marsh who just turned 102. How does the wizened Mr. Marsh feel about his birthday? He sums it up in five words; "I wish I were dead" and proceeds trying to end his life enlisting Stan to do it for him. However, Stan is aware of a very important thing if he kills his grandfather, he'd be in trouble, and if he's in trouble he can't watch Terrance and Phillip.

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      Pinkeye

      S1 Ep7

      7.7

      29th Oct 1997

      The first Halloween episode starts off with the failure of the Mir Space Station, which crashes right on Kenny. An ambulance comes and takes his body off to the morgue. The boys start to brag about their Halloween costumes. At the morgue, a freak accident involving a bottle of Worcestershire sauce occurs, and next thing you know Kenny is a member of the undead. Kenny breaks free and wanders off into the night.

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      Starvin' Marvin

      S1 Ep8

      7.6

      19th Nov 1997

      The four boys are at Cartman's house watching the "Terrance & Philip Thanksgiving Special" on television. During a break from the show, a Sally Struthers commercial convinces the boys that the prospect of a free "Taiko" sport watch with a five-dollar donation is irresistible. Typical greedy American youth. So Stan dials in, using his mother's credit card number and makes their donation.

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      Mr. Hankey, the Christmas Poo

      S1 Ep9

      7.6

      17th Dec 1997

      South Park Elementary is on stage rehearsing for the schools play. Kyle begins to sing a song about Mr. Hankey, the Christmas Poo. Of course, no one has any idea what the heck he's singing about. Kyle explains that Mr. Hankey comes every year to all the good boys and girls who have a lot of fiber in their diet. Everyone thinks he's insane and he gets sent to a mental institute.

    • Best Episodes of South Park (Interactive Rating Graph) (204)

      Damien

      S1 Ep10

      7.5

      4th Feb 1998

      Eric is handing out invitations to his birthday party at school. Mr. Garrison informs them all that there is a new student joining the class. Announcing to all that he is Damien, the son of Satan. Even as Damien demonstrates his demonic powers the children are more loathsome than impressed.

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      Tom's Rhinoplasty

      S1 Ep11

      7.7

      11th Feb 1998

      Mr. Garrison deserts the class for a visit to Tom's Rhinoplasty. All the boys compete for the attention of their beautiful substitute teacher Ms. Ellen.

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      Mecha-Streisand

      S1 Ep12

      7.3

      18th Feb 1998

      The boys meet up with Barbara Streisand who wants to take over the world with Kyle's discovery at an archaeological dig. Leonard Maltin, Sydney Potier, and Robert Smith come to the rescue to defeat Babs and her terrible destruction.

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      Cartman's Mom is a Dirty Slut

      S1 Ep13

      7.9

      25th Feb 1998

      Cartman needs to find out who his father is but his mom is no help. Learning that his father could be one of the many people that his mom had "relations" with during an annual party called "The Drunken Barn Dance", he finds that there's more to his mother than he thought.

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    South Park

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    • Make Love, Not Warcraft S10E8 rated 8.7
    • Scott Tenorman Must Die S5E4 rated 8.6
    • The Return of the Fellowship of the Ring to the Two Towers S6E13 rated 8.4
    • Tsst S10E7 rated 8.4
    • Casa Bonita S7E11 rated 8.3
    • Grounded Vindaloop S18E7 rated 8.3
    • AWESOM-O S8E5 rated 8.2
    • Good Times with Weapons S8E1 rated 8.2
    • Cartman Sucks S11E2 rated 8.2
    • The Death of Eric Cartman S9E6 rated 8.2

    The lowest rated episodes of

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    • Terrance and Phillip in Not Without My Anus S2E1 rated 6.6
    • Jakovasaurs S3E4 rated 6.9
    • Pip S4E14 rated 6.9
    • A Million Little Fibers S10E5 rated 7.0
    • Mr. Hankey's Christmas Classics S3E15 rated 7.1
    • Back to the Cold War S25E4 rated 7.1
    • Funnybot S15E2 rated 7.1
    • The Problem with a Poo S22E3 rated 7.1
    • Eat, Pray, Queef S13E4 rated 7.1
    • Terrance and Phillip: Behind the Blow S5E5 rated 7.2

    The first episode of South Park aired on August 13, 1997.

    The last episode of South Park aired on March 29, 2023.

    There are 321 episodes of South Park.

    There are 26 seasons of South Park.

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